I don’t even know what to say, just watch it
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011
Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.
HOO AUS: The characters as cast members of a famous tv series called "HEROES OF OLYMPUS", in which they do a lot of interviews, go to comic cons, post selfies and, of course, are asked dumb questions.
special thanks to goldenfleeces for some ideas
(specially the nico one)
so like, bisexualjason made a post about an au where Jason grows up at CHB, and one of the headcanons she included was “Jason getting really mad one day and suddenly electrocuting the person he was fighting and stops touching people for weeks.”
"Jason, you’re being ridiculous!" Annabeth yelled, pounding on his door. "You can’t just lock yourself in there! I’m sure there are rules against that."
Jason turned over in his bed, pulling the covers tightly over his little head. “Yes, I can,” he said, into his pillow.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.